big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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