I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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