We won't sleep together?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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