EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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