I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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