I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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