My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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