I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
