umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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