Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Of course I have a pirate flag
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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