My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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