census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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