Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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