Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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