This girl is more easily done than said...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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