im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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