the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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