As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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