and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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