The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
