My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
