Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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