dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
