I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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