He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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