All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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