He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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