she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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