I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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