what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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