Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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