they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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