I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Two words: nipple clamps
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