it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize