I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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