with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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