Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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