I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
My pussy is not your playground.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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