We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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