I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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