worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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