fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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