How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
i believe in u and ur pee
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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