Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
