Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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