Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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