Porn is love you can see.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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