if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
