With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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