Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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