i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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