you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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